The woeful death of Ben’s blog means that where there once was a place where Nisse got called on his shit there is now a gaping internet void. It seems too much of an injustice that Nisse is free to post willy-nilly without fear of reprisal. I will now try to correct this, in a page which shall catalog each instance of Nisse irking me, in his blog and possibly in his everyday life.
The need for this became apparent when Nisse “killed” his “character”. Apparently, Nisse believes that there is some discernible difference between himself and H2$. Nisse also believes that it is somehow more self-indulgent to write an advance movie review than to write a lengthy set of bullet points about how he resembles himself. To be fair, Nisse’s subsequent posts proves that there may be a difference between H2$ and Nisse: While H2$ is a lazy, creepy, pathetic, self-congratulating, hateful, hypocritical, self-involved misogynist, Nisse may be a lazier, creepier, more pathetic, more self-congratulating, more hateful, more hypocritical, more self-involved misogynist.
Nisse’s first post after peeling back the veil and allowing us to see his true thoughts was about his impotent desire to hate-fuck underage girls. This is the sort of thing that Nisse feels his misogynist scuzzbag “character” was holding him back from telling us. Already on a roll, he devotes his next entry to shitting all over the accomplishments of others.
In order to further He combines a half-assed review of “Public Enemies” with what could charitably be described as a quarter-assed critique of film noir, but would be better described as an act of colossal cultural ignorance – sort of a generationally-reversed version of those old people who write into their local paper to complain about how kids today are ruining everything running around with their fancy newfangled internets and now they’ve gotten viruses in the megabytes and someone should really do something about this because we pay our taxes. I’m not saying that noir isn’t sexist, and Nisse beat me to the punch in terms of pointing out his hypocrisy/lack of qualifications to call non-Nisse things sexist, but his post betrays that noir is, at best, something Nisse has heard of in passing. What is most frustrating here is his evident self-satisfaction, that somehow this one-eighth-assed abomination – (I’m assuming ass-parts are multiplicative rather than additive) in which he eschews a traditional review in favor of laziness and the pretense that he has anything worthwhile to say on the subject of film noir or sexism in the media – is somehow a form of taking the high road. In the future Nisse, I’d advise you to write what you know: sad fantasies about illegal sexual contact with girls you claim to find repulsive. Oh wait, you also know about math. I honestly can’t find fault in your math post, mainly because I couldn’t summon enough interest to read it.
I will be commenting with my half-assed (I’m assuming neither additive nor muliplicative) defenses every once in a while that will mostly just be attack responses.
1. Ben’s blog also made fun of Rhett, but because Rhett is less comfortable with the idea of admitting his faults, Ben felt less comfortable with making fun of Rhett. Rhett took this as a compliment when he should have realized that this just means that Rhett is annoyingly un-self-aware, and Ben is a pussy.
2. I don’t understand what this sentence means: “Nisse also believes that it is somehow more self-indulgent to write an advance movie review than to write a lengthy set of bullet points about how he resembles himself.” I think this is because Rhett doesn’t understand how to use the English language. (Yet another way that Rhett isn’t self-aware because he fashions himself a writer)
3. I at no point claimed to have any desires to fuck underage women. In fact my conclusion about what 16 yr olds hitting on me makes me feel was: “Sure it satisfies my sick fantasies of giving a big fuck you to all the girls in high school who rejected me, but I hate those fantasies. Those are dumb fantasies that I shouldn’t feel.” That is what self-awareness is: Rhett you should try it.
4. I only shat all over someone else’s accomplishments with the intention of undermining my own as is expressed in my last sentence: “Old Phrase: Calling the kettle black. … New Phrase: Nisse making fun of Lara for her obvious rants against shit that we all already hate.” On second thought it wasn’t even my accomplishments that I was undermining, I was undermining my attempts at accomplishments which were not as successful as Lara’s because I’m not as good a writer as her. I am self-aware and able to recognize this fact, and comment on it. Rhett’s an idiot who thinks that his being vaguely quoted in some vague publication equates fame.
5. It was not attempting to be a review, therefore it can’t be a “half-assed review.” Also Rhett referred to me as “He” therefore equating me with God. Thanks.
6. “lack of qualifications” remember that phrase when I get to point #8.
7. The hypocrisy that I was referring to was my calling out of Lara for pointing out obvious sexism and then pointing out obvious sexism in my own blog one post later. Rhett didn’t understand this because he’s at least one-eighth illiterate. (I’m assuming literacy is divisionableicative instead of dumbasswhothinksheunderstandsmathterms-ative)
8. Then Rhett shows his true colors. Rhett’s just mad because he spent his college education getting a degree proving that he is allowed to talk about sexism in film-noir (he’s a HMCS major – which stands for Human Mix of Cunt and Shit). I spent my college education learning about math. He attempts and fails to use math in his analysis of me, but I attempt and succeed multiple times a week in discussing sexism and the media. It’s okay that you are jealous Rhett that I am just as successful in your field as you are and you in no way comprehend my field. (BTW: I got offered a position as regular writer for a startup west coast art publication that was originally started as a feminist magazine but has since abandoned that concept. … I told them to look at your blog if they wanted more writers.)
You were right, this page of you hating Nisse/ Nisse hating you was pretty funny to read. And yet I still do not see any stories written specifically for the purpose of my amusement in your blog today!
One thing I discovered some time ago is that being self-critical only goes so far. I often admit to people that I have thought something inappropriate, expecting praise for my self-critical honesty. It turns out, most people have already digested the concept of self-criticism, internalized it, and use it sparingly when productive. Nisse, on the other hand, chooses to brag on Rhett’s hate-page about the fact that he is “self-aware.”
Congratulations, Nisse, on achieving sentience. We welcome you into the category of humans and maybe chimpanzees.
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