I’m souring on the daily posts. I miss them too often for the title to be relevant and the format leads me to crank out half-assed bullshit more frequently than I would like. I will still post frequently – I don’t plan on completely slacking off in my sacred duty of giving you things to waste time with at work – but I’m no longer maintaining the charade that this is “A Daily Blog”.
I may as well also use this space to mourn the apparent loss of Ben’s summary blog, which fed my narcissism, and was more worthwhile than my blog was on a frustratingly regular basis. Whatitbeviolets, we will miss your incredibly niche criticism. If you’re interested in more of Ben’s metabloggery, his comments on “IamJustGoingToSayShit” are frequently pretty funny.
Sundry 
I join you in your mourning.
Most people in just reading this comment would assume I was talking about a dancing child molester.
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